Without animals, we are nothing.

Tumblring on my phone

Mom:who are you texting?
Me:nobody
Mom:what are you doing then?
Me:nothing
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Posted
6 hours ago

my hands are cold let me put them in ur pants

(Source: versacepromises, via taachibana)

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Posted
8 hours ago
baby:m....m...m
mom:mama? ma? mommy?
baby:m...m...
baby:m..mY ANACONDA DONT
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151628
Posted
8 hours ago

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

(via metalhearted)

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Posted
8 hours ago

debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

(via thete-sigma)

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390962
Posted
8 hours ago

Chris Pratt, responding to “What if you could tell your nine-year-old self, “One day, you’ll be starring in a film based on these comics you love?” - Rolling Stone, Issue 1215. (via captainsassmerica)

(via simplydalektable)

I wouldn’t tell my nine-year-old self anything! I’ve seen Back to the Future enough to know that you don’t mess with time. Nice try, bro.
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Posted
9 hours ago

super-wolves:

REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE REESE THOUGHT MALCOLM WAS GAY AND MALCOLM THOUGHT REESE WAS GAY AND THEY TALKED ABOUT IT BUT LIKE THIS I’M CRYING

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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Posted
9 hours ago
allonsymate:

aedisons:

(x)

we have found our next chosen one

allonsymate:

aedisons:

(x)

we have found our next chosen one

(via barrett-the-babe)

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59217
Posted
12 hours ago