Hello interweb. My name is Tessa and I'm a Superwholock who loves wrestling and animals. I like to pretend that I live in England, but I don't. So I'll just say I live on this magical website. (Not to sound like I don't have a life... Oh wait. I don't.) Follow me, reblog, do whatever you want! Enjoy.(:

I know y’all like sinks and shit but lets talk about toasters

bandgeek-musicfreak:

ciel-the-neko-overlord:

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This one looks like a scanner

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This one poaches eggs too

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Fucking hamster wheels

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This ones see through

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Awesomeness

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This one hangs on the fucking wall

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It’s like a flower

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Hand held toaster

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Need a reminder? write it on your toast

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Old school like the old school

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WERE LOSING HIM SIR NOT ON MY WATCH

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 Now you know todays weather

i didn’t realize that a toaster fandom actually existed. this is beautiful. 

(via myonlyfear)

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captainarlert:

therealbarbielifts:

bergerwithcheese:

trumpetnista:

2ndratehandjob:

lady-dirtbag:

marchqueen:

tastefullyoffensive:

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

IT’S BACK

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

ITS BACK 

This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.

Whoever drew this is an amazing person and I love them.

What in hell

(via fantasyfortwo)

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didney-worl-no-uta:

The life of Gordon Ramsay isn’t an easy one

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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billiondollarsuperhero:

billiondollarsuperhero:

Meanwhile, on RDJ’s Facebook page…

He saw an opportunity and he took it.

(via mishasminions)

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capnvonv666:

chris-evanger:

that-big-gay-impala:

phoenixmoonstone:

carryonmy-assbutt:

anycsifan:

sammycasdean:

superhetavengerstucklock:

drop-that-punpunpun:

i love it when TV shows make references to other TV shows

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now we just need a show that references Supernatural

You mean like

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Supernatural?

(Source: skoeskebloesk, via spacetrekking)

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swatlock:

Pop Culture references in Shrek 2 (2/?)

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(via spacetrekking)

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clintbarttons:

dothraki-shieldmaiden:

Ok but I’ve always wondered in the solo movies of the Avengers, what the hell everyone else is doing in the meantime

Like during Iron Man 3 are Clint, Bruce, Natasha and Steve just like eating popcorn? Thor 2 they’re just, naaaaaah, looks like Big Guy’s got it? 

Tony’s watching this shit go down with SHIELD and he’s just 

"hey pepper, look fast, STEVE’S ON TV!"

  (via damianwhines)

(via dreadpiratecrowley)

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bitelchus:

swatlock:

Pop Culture References in Shrek 2 (1/?)

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OH MY GOD, IM SO GLAD I FOUND THIS ON MY DASH.

I´VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR AGES. 

(via fantasyfortwo)

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deucejoker:

johnhwatsn:

petition for a doctor who episode where the doctor travels back in time to meet arthur conan doyle and accidentally happens to mention how popular sherlock holmes is even 130 years later and poor acd almost breaks down crying

"Doctor before you leave…just tell me one thing."
"What’s that?"
"My books, the Sherlock Holmes books…do they die out?"
"No, Arthur. People love them. They carry on for hundreds of years."
"Damnit. God damnit. Fuck." 

(Source: nygrd, via thete-sigma)

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mayor-jude:

Stitches selling his younger sibling for bells

mayor-jude:

Stitches selling his younger sibling for bells

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andewhussie:

tokomon:

dumbesttweets:

She has failed at life. I hope authorities show up at her door.


yikes

she was released

andewhussie:

tokomon:

dumbesttweets:

She has failed at life. I hope authorities show up at her door.

yikes

she was released

(via pimpmasternitram)

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle

(via pimpmasternitram)

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